This one showed up in an email to Betsy earlier this week. It was attributed to Bill Gates, but it turns out it goes back years and sadly, Gates never made
the speech. All that said, there still are some words that young people should hear. Frankly, I could have learned something from this list as I was heading into the "real world" years ago.

Rule 1: Life is not
fair - get used to it!
Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule
4 : If you
think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule
6: If you mess
up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your
mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule
8: Your school
may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some
schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY
TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest
resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time..
Rule
10: Television
is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee
shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Hoyt's Rule 12: To win in the 102 Days of Summer from KDFC join our Club KDFC now and listen for your name weekday mornings at 8:40AM. Good luck!
hs